The Alien Called Slim Shady

From the mysterious world of Krypton, an alien was sent down to Earth. Heroes run to their mommies when they hear his name. Women swoon when he passes by. And his name? Well, if you don’t know, then you must live under a rock. His name is Slim Shady. And our question: Is Slim Shady a superhero?

Slim Shady came down to Earth in 1348,  when the Purple Death started. The Earthlings were worried about his strange, vicious methods after he punched the Purple Death out of people (they were still happy he stopped the Purple Death). A rapper was so impressed by him that he decided to call himself Slim Shady, but he had to recompense Slim first. That rapper’s name, was Snicker Doodle. On April 14, 1912, he disguised himself on the Titanic as a poor guy named Jack Dawson. In the early morning of the 15th, the RMS Titanic crashed into an interminably huge iceberg and Slim Shady saved 700 people. Unfortunately, of 2,223 people, 1,517 people passed. He left a Petri dish in his fully renovated apartment and when he came back, he found mold germinating  on it! To his surprise, the mold was an antibacterial ‘agent’ that could kill many harmful bacteria. He named the active agent penicillin. Slim sure has helped a lot of people, so he has to have special abilities!

Slim Shady has a lot of ideas, including powers! When he was on the Titanic, he transformed into Jack Dawson. He also has a chip inside his voice box that allows him to speak any language. He can also teleport wherever and whenever he wants to. The language chip comes in handy when he teleports to a far-off country! You just found out what his powers are, now let’s find out what else he uses his powers for!

He’s done a lot for the  United States, but he has helped other countries too! When he was visiting Chernobyl in 1986, he heard about the nuclear plant having a meltdown! He ran to the plant and teleported the plant to the middle of the ocean. The city was saved! He also helped Reagan and Gorbachev come to an agreement to tear down the Berlin Wall in 1989. Now that was a tough feat! When he was visiting Tokyo, he saw a bunch of workers working on a big amusement park called Disneyland. The Disney dynasty was supposed to be finished in a year, but Slim helped them finish in a day! The people cheered, “Hip-Hip-Hooray!!!” a lot and gave him a celebration.
Wow! That Slim sure is a great guy! I mean, he did stop an entire city from never being able to support life. And after all that great information about him, I can say for a fact, that Slim Shady is a superhero.